I'm losin' it

2009-05-24T04:00:00.000-07:00

B-O-R-E-D :O

Woo BPian Idol tmr! LOL

Woooo Denise BDay on Wed! Hope she fits into that pair of skinnies ._.

2009-05-19T06:10:00.000-07:00

gosh, haven't posted for quite a while. so goddamn freaking boreddddd.

101 annoying things to do

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

haha ;)

Last Sat took the looong ride to KL for some weekend 'fun'. Went to a very grand buffet cos someone's daughter one month ._.
For a Malaysian, their house is pretty darn big, with cool interior design and a walk-in wardrobe o.o and they got a BMW! X6 somemore leh. But the weird thing was, their kitchen, living room and toilets like not very used, as if the house for show liddat, and they lived there for 4years alr. Most people have all their crap collected from everywhere stacked beside the TV, on the floor, on the counter but they dun have :O and they are what, in their early 30s but they're fucking rich OK. They gave us 6 bottles of very expensive wine like OMG! And I think they gave every guest THAT much...When my dad asked them what they do for a living they dunwan say leh, so I guess they must be doing illegal trading, cos they are so riiich. My parents will take hundreds of years to make that much money lor even though they earn so much a month =.= like wth la.

Bored.bOrEd.BORED.

I need a cameraaa to upload pics!!! Oh and my results are crap. Fucking lousy. Dont bother asking me T^T

2009-05-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

MYEs are overrrrrrr! And boredom sets in haha LOL.

wth, History totally sucked my brain juice. so difficult T_T

Went Lot, buy waffle, saw Waiyee Chelsea Jodie Brenda Tiffany and Jessica. Went Mac with them then they go NTUC buy stuff for their pracical practice :P then I went home.

Got dragged out of the house by my brother go West Mall eat Subway then went back and I slept for 4 hours(2-6pm) woke up bathed, anime-d and felt bored so went down for a walk.

Tomorow got HomeEc MYE, but its nothing one luh. Aaand Phototaking! wooo~ After school I going back to NanHua and maybe watch movie with Char.L :D

PS. I'm smuggling my hamster in tmr, SHHH! :P

2009-05-12T21:46:00.000-07:00

I am prepared to fail Physics, Bio and Chinese.

Gah, today had Science Paper. The questions were okay, but the Section C was stupid and random. I mean, how would I know what sea breeze is?! Fucked up papers.

Went to Lot Delifrance to eat lunch with Jodie then went home. Saw Charmaine.L on the way home!!! <333

Someone please tell me how to study for History .Im so screwed, can't even remember a thing about History.

2009-05-10T20:18:00.000-07:00

WTF my phone sotsot le can't even import photos using USB Cable
MiCasaaa~!

Haha, stuck at home now. I'm supposed to finish up Science and History today, but thats just impossible so why try to do the impossible when you can just sit back and relax the whole day? LOL.

BOREDDDDDDDDDD.

2009-05-08T02:16:00.000-07:00

HEYHO! lol

Today got Maths and Lit MYE! Maths was surprisingly ok lah, with some tikam one :DDDD
Lit also quite ok.

After School, went to Lot with WaiYee and Chelsea. WaiYee wan watch the Jangan Tegur but Lot dun have so she wan go i think Causeway Point but I had to meet my mum so saddd cant go T^T

Met mum, ate at Delifrance then went to the showhouse, MiCasa ^^ We buying a 3room + Study apartment which faces the outside. and it costs 9mil O.O but its good lah, can walk to BP. And HAH! i get my own room! I've always been sharing with my stupid sister. I can't stand the crappy music from her lappy and her stuff all over the place. Ugh. But i gotta wait 2.5 years cos the freaking condo hasnt even started construction. Damnit. I hear from my relatives that MiCasa is gonna be the best condo in CCK. Wow.

Anybody free on Monday??? Staying at home isn't really the most interesting way to spend a day freeeeee from school :O

And the walls close in.

2009-05-07T05:26:00.001-07:00

zzz had gastric pains today cos I didnt eat lunch only a bunch of cookies and a BIG GULP -________-

After Art( cher draaaaaag until so long), I needed to go Queenstown for tuition but I went to Lot buy some Famous Amos then the cashier go say "not buying the usual Soft and Chewy Cookies?" LOL I go there often hahaa.

Took MRT to Jurong East then I go take the one to Joo Khoon(spelling error?) then I so stupid reach the end then I'm like WHAT'S THIS PLACE? OH SHIT =.= so I had to taaaaaake to Jurong East then taaaaaaaaake to Queenstown then booooooard 195 to tuition.

In tuition, cher pile one whole STACK of maths on me to do in 1h @_@
What to do, tmr Maths MYE leh. I do do do until wan faint alr. I go toilet alot of times :DDDD

Well, hope I pass ^^ and I gotta remember to hand up that freaking zhuowen or else I get 0mark which is very baddddd.

byebye :)

2009-05-06T02:17:00.000-07:00

LaLaLaa back from School :DDDDD

Went to Home Ec room to do presentation then went to Lot with Debbie, Waiyee, Charmaine, Chelsea Shimin and Jessica. Ate at food Junction then went library. Jessica left then the 6 of us went to the TalkRoom to call someone. Aft that, they went to Mac and I went home.

And I haven't studied. Like OMG if I fail I no need go home alr.
Better start with that pile of books under my table...

I'm getting closer to the finish line.

2009-05-04T00:59:00.000-07:00

LaLaLa back from school :DDDDDDDDDD

had ICAS Science Test today, it was quite ok la, a few hard ones.
Met Charmaine.L at West Mall to study but she brought Jed along =.= then she left liao like WTF?! So went library to study then Waiyee and Chelsea wan come also they said they at library so I thought they meant West Mall library so I walked around like some idiot finding them. BUT guess what, they were at Lot one Library -_______- so stupid right!
Went home and slacked.

Boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. I ponned Bio! aaaaand so did Waiyee Chelsea Debbie...Jessica LOL.

When I saw you, I felt a rush inside...

2009-05-03T04:53:00.000-07:00

Whoa long time no post :O

Sad no pictures cos my phone is STILL confiscated.

Since Fri was a public holiday, I went to Phyllis house to study but we really didnt. We just slacked around =.=

Today after church went to West Mall eat lunch then went home...

Met Sandra downstairs to skate around, buy drinks then went back to study zzz

Gah im so going to sneak my phone out. My hands are getting itchy LOL.

Btw I changed my blogskin. I know it isnt so good i'll try to change it when im free.

Byebye :D

2009-04-28T01:45:00.000-07:00

15 more days to PHONE BACKKKK!!!! 7 (or is it 6?) more papers to go...so tired.

Today we had Bio Lesson but we pon :DDDD went to lot to watch movie, 17

again. Watched it before, but nevermind lah. After watching, we ate at Delifrance

cos Chelsea godmother wan to treat us. But I not hungry so ended up dabaoing

:D after that Waiyee and Chelsea wan go find Jessica so I left . Then very ScArY

lehh, someone say BYEBYE to me when I was walking out then got laugh

somemore. I look up, look left, look right, look into shops, but never see anyone

I know. The laugh like a child laughing like that O.O so I ran out of Lot

Waiyee, I dunwan watch Be Silent anymore!!!!!!!! DUNWAN DUNWAN

DUNWANNNN! I scared liao.

Ian, stop looking into my class! And stop giving me that teeko smile! >o<

2009-04-26T23:35:00.000-07:00

T^T dun sms me my stoopid mom confiscated it til' MYEs...

3weeks without my phone Ohmygawddddddd

Anw, went to lot to get a hamster :D so cute and white LOL
only 1mth old! No pictures to show so saddddd ):
Met Jessica on the way home. She was going to meet Chelsea n Waiyee I think at...Jurong . Whatever .

I'm not studying! Bleahh can't make me HAHAHAHAHA English also no need study one just use your brains.

going MiA for MYEs hais~

2009-04-21T03:32:00.000-07:00

I CAN'T LOAD ANY PICTURES!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Today was nothing much...had Music Test today LOL. Gah so sian these days. Gimme something to do canx.

Haish so much work to do, yet I keep playing Pet Society LMAO. My parents everytime go out mah, so can secretly play =.=

I am alone in my own world.Someone save me please.

2009-04-19T06:19:00.000-07:00

stoopid WeiChun LOL.

Today met TzeSian WeiChun and Shimin at Mac to study...
Shimin complain Mac there very hot, so go library study but there no space D:
So went to Long John Silver (WeiChun call it the Lan Jiao Store -_-)
Studied for 3-4h ( I wanted to DiE cos my whole life oso never study THAT long one) then went to food junction eat dinner.
After that, went to Shimin condo the garden there do Chin-up lol.
TzeSian say if I can reach the pole he do chicken dance. If I can pull myself up he do banana dance...if I can do one chin-up he gimme $5 then WeiChun say if I can do 5 he will F*** TzeSian =.=

Slack awhile, then walk to MRT with TzeSian and WeiChun.
So tired now. Hope to pass everything for MYE's. JiaYou!!!!!! <333333

2009-04-15T03:49:00.000-07:00

Sugar/salt/diabetes/ZH dog above :PPPP

IDK why its upside down, but nvm jus tilt your head uhs :D

So FREAKING Boreddddddddddddddddd.

Pls tagggg my blog cos it just started so yeah tag more.
School was quite ok...overall. Wei Chun nv come then so sian...
I slept in class LOLOLOL.
Went to Yew Tee with Chelsea go see ZH dog and its so CuTe! But it looked so emo lor HAHAHA.
Then went to eat prata then went home and watched D Gray Man :P

That's all for today :D and I cut my hair :O

2009-04-12T05:37:00.000-07:00

Gah I hate my house and its inhabitants =.=

My sis is so screwed up.

I SO didnt take your shaver ok?! And your cup...and your money...need I say more?

I don't shave...O.O

I don't wear your jeans they're so BiG.

And i OBVIOUSLY do not take your *ahemS

SO just STOP blaming me OK?! I know You nowadays no need go to school then can anyhow at home but just pick on someone else before I start going crazy.

2009-04-11T05:32:00.000-07:00

I'm so effing sick of Facebook.

I've been doing quizzes, playing...NOT revising...I'm gonna fail for sure T-T
BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd.
My brother and sis are pissed off at me =.=
I mean WHAT THE HECK is wrong with using the wrong cup? Wash it, put it back and its BACK TO NORMALLLLL. Get over it. Dettol washes everything off, INCLUDING my saliva. Don't wana use it anymore? Fine, I use it now. SHEESH.
And YOU don't have to care about me. YOU don't know anything. YOU stay out of it.WHY? Cos It soo doesn't involve Y O U .
Is there some sort of QUARREL DNA in our family?! OMG
I GOTTA STUDY. GOTTA REVISE. GOTTA RELAX. KEEP CALM.

No one is losing it. I'm winning it

2009-04-10T19:57:00.000-07:00

RaWr*
Feeling bored now...Hais

WOOOOOOTs got the whole day to myself my parents went to Malacca or smth for tour =.=
BOREDDDDDDDDDDD to death.
I've been playing Pet Society for 1h
Gah MYE's coming soon...and I soo dont wana fail mus work harder cos' my parents buying me a Wasabi Printer if i pass everything HAHAHAHAHAHA.

TAG MY blog PLZ TYVM XD

2009-04-10T04:53:00.000-07:00

HELLO NEW BLOG HERE :DDDDDDDD
TAGG PLS TYVM <333333333333333

Went to Lot to meet Jacyntha for the HomeEc thingy and aft buying our stuff at NTUC we went to my house :333333
We started wit the brownie. We made the dough and all that but we couldnt on the stupid oven so we like went on with the mousse. Refrigerated it, and cooked the pasta. The outcome? Uncooked macaroni with COOKED chicken and carrots. WoW.
Okay, next was the mousse. It was quite nice lah. My IdEa what LOL
Played computer for awhile then made the banana milkshake but was more banana than milk =.= so yeah it failed.
The last was baking the brownie but after 30min it turned into black charcoal LMAO we cooked it for too long liao.
Having dinnner soon.
MYE's coming in 3weeks so better revise

2009-04-09T23:08:00.001-07:00

hi!